Day 22

shower curtain

The funniest thing.

My mother-in-law is the most straight laced person you’ve ever met. She expects perfection and is disappointed in everyone.

We were walking through Target, in the bathroom section, when she spotted this shower curtain.

“You know, I used to be a fan of blood, but this…” my mother-in-law said as she shook her head.

“What?” I said.

“Oh you know, back in the day when I had to worry about the monthly visitor. Shower sex was great.” She said this with complete confidence and sincerity. That was that, and she continued to shop.

I shudder every time I think of that shower curtain now.

About Kary

I write many things, prose, poems, prose, flash fiction, and novels. I've always loved the free form poem, and practice it most often. Feedback welcome. View all posts by Kary

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