the sexiest and funniest thing
i’ve ever seen
at a lingerie store a clerk helped a man
find the right size by allowing him
to cup her breast
which was only in a shiny bustier
he gently held one for a moment then
got embarrassed
quickly withdrew his hand
shaking his head
he didn’t know
she grabbed his hand
forced him to grab her breast
pressed her body against his
and whispered something in his ear
he turned red, and looked down
at her breasts
smiled, then nodded
“These are her size, thank you!”
the clerk proceeded to slap him
“You’ll never forget her size now.”
he quickly bought the item
and left the store
with a raging hard on
and a red cheek